maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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