i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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