Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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