she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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