i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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