But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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