I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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