i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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