Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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