Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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