it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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