when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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