She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
