rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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