omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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