Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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