Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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