I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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