Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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