ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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