Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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