the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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