yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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