PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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