I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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