careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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