shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Acid is not a monday night drug
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
being pregnant is like rehab
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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