You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
