how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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