on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize
