we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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