May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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