Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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