Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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