That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
