yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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