glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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