I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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