Where did you get a picture of my penis
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
operation have a gay friend backfired
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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