Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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