You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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