She's JV to your varsity
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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