Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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