Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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