Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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