K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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