remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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