very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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