so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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