dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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