Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
