I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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