Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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