You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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