how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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