found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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