she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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