I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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