Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
