Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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